December 2009
I am appalled.
Main characters are not supposed to be consistently stupid in the second season if they are established to be fairly intelligent in the first season. I mean, COME ON, WRITERS. From main character to comedic relief? It is so hard not to scream at my laptop screen right now.
All I’m saying is give us some credit. Not all of us are completely bowled over by the pretty lights and fluffy music...
Dammit. Spoiled.
Twice, no less. DAMN YOU, BRITISH TELEVISION.
SPOILERS!
This is the first time in a few years that I’ve had to deal with spoilers - and not have the source material around. Urrrgh I forgot what it felt like. I feel bloody horrible, tiptoeing around.
Quite Interesting, indeed.
Rob Brydon: My- my father lived in the same street as Anthony Hopkins.
Stephen Fry: Well, in England, we live in houses.
Christmas means carnage!
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I never want to see a Dalek (or Rose Tyler, for...
I’m settling into an episode of Doctor Who I’ve not seen before and there are BOTH of those things. But Donna’s there, so it’s all right, I suppose, because Donna is fierce.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or a really cool ‘opotamus’?
– Mitch Hedberg
If another movie trailer features "I've Got A...
Yeah, let’s be vulgar: internet sex naked computers.
– Get What You Want - Operator Please
Griffith needs to stop sending me crap.
It’s bordering on “junk mail” now. Whatever happened to being environmentally conscious? I think I have half the Amazon on my desk.
So basically I have a Toy Story 3 still as my...
And I am still simultaneously annoyed at and loving Jessie. Also, Mr. Potato Head (and his missus) is the best. Don’t lie, you know it’s true.
What am I going to do for the next few months?
I laughed, I cried, I screamed “what the actual fuck”, I restrained myself from bashing the laptop and I forgot how to breathe.
All because of Glee.
Man. I just finished watching the latest episode and this is the first time in ages that a show has blown my mind. (I’m not counting Doctor Who just because.) Anyway, throughout the show I was just clutching at things - tissues,...
And I died laughing.
I was looking at photos of this year’s Royal Variety performance and I got to the few pics of Lady Gaga meeting the Queen.
It took me a day to realise Adam Hills was standing next to Lady Gaga. I literally decided to tear my eyes away from Lady Gaga and then went, “Oh, that looks like Adam’s nose. WAIT. ADAM HILLS. EPIC.” (Yes, I realise recognising Adam Hills by his nose...
Oh no.
The Disney Channel has brought the rights to Avalon High. I really like Meg Cabot’s books (yes, call me what you will) and anything that has to do with the Lady of Shalott, so it was a no brainer that I’d love this book.
Please don’t fuck this up, Disney. (If you cast Demi Lovato as Ellie I will hunt you down.)
Gary Unmarried bit that made me laugh way too hard
Allison: So, the Russian poet "Shoveasockinit"?
Gary: Yeah, his muse was his wife, "Oftenisabitch".
If I see the Coke ad one more time I may rage.
I never thought I’d get sick of Open Happiness, but it’s been one day. (I don’t normally “watch” TV - I either record it to watch later, watch it on my computer, or watch ABC which doesn’t have ads which makes me eternally grateful.)
I’m an addict for dramatics I confuse the two for love
– Liar (It Takes One to Know One) - Taking Back Sunday
I think Ten and I may be done.
I think Water of Mars broke me. The beginning was okay, but he’s become all crazy and arrogant and, as a result, on my shit list.
Well, I suppose if you were nine hundred odd years old you’d be crazy, especially if you were the last of your species and had all of time and space at your fingertips. But I desperately wanted to like him before he regenerated. Who knows… Maybe...
Tell me I'm not the only one who fast-forwards...
I can make it to FIIIIVE GOL-DEN RIIIINGS, but then give up - especially if it’s a plodding, solemn cover (here’s looking to you, all the choirs in the world).
The exception to this rule is, of course, Relient K. At least they add their own flair to it and ask the question on everyone’s lips: What’s a partridge, and what’s a pear tree? To furthur quote these fine,...
Avada Kedavra: In the Tune of Hakuna Matata.
everythingharrypotter:
fuckyeahhptrio:
kendraness:
weasleylove:
Avada Kedavra What a horrible phrase Avada Kedavra You’ll see a big green blaze Before you realize That’s the end of your days It’s Voldy’s moral-free Malignity Avada Kedavra Ron: Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings)Before he was at Hogwarts Harry: (opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts! Ron: (digging in ear with pained...
I am never watching Help! while sleep deprived...
Ever again. I missed half of what was going on, convinced it was a whacky dream. Instead, I watch it again and find out the Ode to Joy scene actually happened…
Holy hell just remembered that OPs come out in a...
And thus, I begin to panic.
Worst bands of all time, according to Word...
1) Nickelback - 19.8% 2) Lighthouse Family - 14.3% 3) Toploader - 11.8% 4) Razorlight - 9.8% 5) Savage Garden - 8.4% 6) M People - 7.5% 7) Maroon 5 - 6.6% 8) 4 Non Blondes - 5.5% 9) Snow Patrol - 5.2% 10) Spin Doctors - 3.6% 11=) Beautiful South - 2.0% 11=) Sleeper - 2.0% 13) New Radicals - 1.1% 14=) Lighting Seeds - 0.9% 14=) The Troggs - 0.9% 16) Crowded House - 0.5%
The hell?...
So, here goes nothing.
I’m as bored as can be, and cannot be arsed trying to beat the crystal around Al in FF Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates, so I’m dabbling in Movie Maker. Mika is making me ansty for Friday.
Knowing my luck, though, MM will freeze and I’ll be left crying out obscenities as I crave chocolate. But the main thing is that I’m trying. Positive attitude, positive reinforcement....