January 2010
It is too late for a game of Keep Away.
Children, GO TO BED.
I dreamed of you. I dreamed you were wandering in the dark, and so was I. We...
– Melinda Moores, The Green Mile
Spicks & Specks is back this Wed with @sarahblasko, Dave Faulkner (Hoodoo...
– adamhillscomedy
So basically this is the best news I’ve heard all week.
REBLOG IF you say dude right before you say...
(via idothattoo)
(Bra)ce Yourself
Retail | Nova Scotia, Canada
(A very elderly female customer walks up to the register and hands over an empty hanger.)
Me: “Excuse me ma’am, but what exactly was on this empty hanger?”
Customer: “This!” *very elderly customer lifts up shirt to reveal bra*
Me: “Oh…oh God.”
(via Not Always Right)
When I was a kid I used to think that the theme...
Sorting Hat →
everythingharrypotter:
^The most legitimate sorting hat on the net. Thought you might like to share. :) <3
(submission via tyluhfosho)
Thanks, I will definitely check it out soon! I wonder where I will be put.
For the first time ever, I am a Gryffindor. Is it sad that I’m so excited? I don’t care, I love it. HEAR ME ROAR!
We could carve hearts out of falling stars
Chase the wind down the winding...
– Sidewalk Sing Along - Backseat Goodbye
RT if your strategy for fixing things is to... hit...
(via idothattoo)
Such Great Heights - Ben Folds
I still think this man is a genius. Recorded for Triple J’s Like A Version segment.
GODAMMIT TWITTER IS DOWN.
HELP MEEEEE.
On the road.
Camping trip with my family. Whoo-hoo.
Well on my way to Renmark, which is apparently our first choice in our “let’s live here” destination. At first I was like “WTF WHY SOUTH AUSTRALIA” but I was easily swayed by the information about nursing and stuff. Anyway, my requirements for a town to call home is very small (working Internet, a library, a post office and...
Lamest edit wards on Wiki →
Call me a nerd, but I laughed heartily while reading this. This is almost better than all the other wars that go on in fandom. (And fandom is hilarious, especially when it comes to shipping.) I mean, people are arguing over the origins of pavlova, how to pronounce J. K. Rowling’s surname and what age a preteen is. I mean, honestly.
Recent dreams I've had.
Really weird Merlin-related one. Not quite sure if I want to go into it. Maybe when my mind stops jumping up and down. There were swords and war involved. And, funnily enough, an argument about morning breath. Ugggh I hate morning breath.
Had one about Harry Potter again. I was really excited in the dream, but Harry and crew were nowhere to be found. No idea why, though, all I remember is being...
Even though you’re poison babe, I wouldn’t even hesitate.
– So Jealous, Lisa Mitchell
Not been blogging lately.
C’est la vie.
Seriously, though, there’s not much to blog about. Maybe that’ll change, maybe not. We’ll see.
What am I going to do without my 80s playlist?
Or my MANLY MAN I AM A MAN songs? And my Look at that Fucking Hipster playlist?
Goddamn it, my Christmas playlist.
Everyone's allowed to be angry sometimes, right?
Trust me to be certifiably insane.
I’m writing a short story that was supposed to be implausible and shitty - no more than 2000 words at most. It was half a favour, half a gift to a friend of mine because we just happened to be talking about it.
Anyway, twenty days later and it’s a complete monster. I mean, I’m researching the hell out of this, and have broken the 3500 mark (not including the tidbits I’m...
Apparently I'm immune to Sam Worthington.
(That is his name, right?)
I’m sorry, but I don’t understand the hype.
A quick New Years post (probably belated)
Just wanted to say that I hope everyone had a absolutely fantastic start to the new year. Thanks for reading my rants (let’s face it, I rant a lot) and putting up with all my shenanigans. You have no idea how touched it’s made me.
I wish you guys all the best in 2010 - smile, laugh, dance and sing your way through it. Grasp it and never give up during the hard times, because it means...