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More teasers from Sherlock Australia

sherlockstuff:

More teasers from Sherlock Australia

adventurousminx:

Holmesy: Oh, so you meant fuckin’ dense in a nice way.

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Jonno: You, rippin’ off me kit in a dark pool. They’re gonna say we’re poofs.

Holmesy: They can go fuck ‘emselves.

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[Sat in Parliament House. Holmesy is wrapped in a sheet, apparently naked]

John Watson: Commando?

Sherlock Holmes: …Yep.

John Watson: Sweet.

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Mikey: We’re in Parliament House, the heart of Oz. Holmesy, put your bloody dacks on.

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Holmesy: Where is she?

Jonno: Where’s who?

Holmesy: The sheila…that sheila.

Jonno: What sheila?

Holmesy: The sheila. The Sheila sheila!

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First installment: Sherlock Australia.

Original idea: loversinleagueagainstmoriarty

In honour of Australia Day…

Holmesy, put your bloody dacks on.

I am dead.

Sherlock Australia

adventurousminx:

Some teaser quotes from the upcoming Sherlock Australia, created by loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:

“Don’t make blokes into bloody legends, John; legends don’t exist, and if they did I wouldn’t be one of them, mate.”

“I’m not a psycho, I’m just bloody clever and I don’t give a shit.”

Jonno: “That…was ace.”
Sherlock: “Ya reckon?”
Jonno: “Bloody oath, it was bonza. Fuckin’ bonza.”
Sherlock: “Not what they usually say.”
Jonno: “What do they usually say?”
Sherlock: “Fuck off ya wanker.”

Jonno: “You got a sheila?”
Sherlock: “Sheilas… not really my area.”

Brought to you by adventurousminx and Jack.

Keep it coming omg, I love this shit. 

sherlockstuff:

allhailgodtiss:

loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:

Sherlock Australia:

Sherlock Holmes, know to his friends and everyone else as Holmesy is an elite surfer from the Gold Coast. He’s also a detective, a genius, and a master of disguise. Also he is tanned and he ALWAYS wins in bar fights. His best friend Doctor John ‘Jonno’ Watson used to be in the army. Together they must face the greatest criminal mind this country has ever seen, James ‘Jimmy’ Moriarty, but not before they work through the tough issues they have because it is impossible for Australia to make anything that isn’t about people whose lives are falling apart around them.

The first episode A Study in Sydney is coming soon, closely followed by The Blind Wanker, and The Great Barrier Reef. Rumours about a second season are that it will contain episodes titled A Scandal in Brisbane, The Hounds of BBQs, and The Uluru Fall

 Holmesy is famed for his catch phrase “Fuuuuuuuuck.” and his ever present VB can and novelty green and yellow striped sombrero. His elder brother Mycroft, or “MIKEAYYY” as he’s known by the club, holds a minor position in the local surf club. For the reason behind the year long wait between the two seasons the creators Mark “Gato” Gatiss and Steven “Steve-o” Moffat were quoted as saying they “couldn’t be arsed mate.”

Sorry to anyone who doesn’t get this, but I’m Australian so I just had to..

Lol oh christ Lestrade is their copper mate and has an estranged teenage daughter he doesn’t get along with oh god I can see it all now I am actually crying with laughter.

(Source: hawkarse)