high on my own drama

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “TOUCHY. FEELY. CUSTOMERS.”

Bottom Text: “GTFO”]

Do you have to put your arm around me while you’re telling me what you’re looking for? Seriously? Ever hear of personal space?

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[Homophones (Fanfic Flamingo) Homophones every wear]

IRL snort.

(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Bible

“‘shit why am i in space.’ Jesus wondered.”

textsfrombakerstreet:

Submitted by narcomanic.

(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “IKEA CUSTOMER: ” HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?!”

Bottom Text: “YOU DON’T.”

Oh IKEA,  so entertaining.

(Source: fyeaharrows)

artemissherwood:

treesong:

abhorsening:

how’s this is this okay

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE GIF OF MY LIFE

^^THIS

EVEN HIS SHADOW

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[“WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?” (Fanfic Flamingo) “…NOTHING.”]